# Ranking Protocol Initialized
$USER_SESSION: 57e188c8
$STATUS: READY
$INSTRUCTION: Drag and drop artworks to establish preference order
$ALGORITHM: SORT_BY_USER_PREFERENCE
// Drag items to reorder them
return user.preferences;
}
THE REGULATORS WHISPERER
Puppetmaster in magenta // Regulatory capture personified
THE DIAMOND HAND
Buy and hold personified // Green-lit market manipulation
THE GOLDEN MOUTH
Inflation prophet of profit // Words that move markets
CHAIRMAN NOWHERE
Ghost of regulation past // Purple protocol executor
SAINT DERIVATIVE
Multiplier of paper fortunes // Master of synthetic instruments
LORD LEVERAGE
Money multiplier incarnate // 20:1 debt-to-equity apostle
PRINTER KING
Currency creation sovereign // The liquidity monarch
BAILOUT BISHOP
Don't worry, even if we destroy the system the feds will bail us out
FUCKIN GARY
The cold technocrat, captured by the system he claims to oversee
THE ORACLE OF GREED
His predictions are vague, but his profits are sharp.
CAPTAIN BUYBACK
He steers the ship in circles, sails stitched from borrowed debt.
THE FEAR WHISPERER
He speaks in charts and omens, but never says what it costs
HIGH FREQUENCY WALLET WRECKER
He prays in microseconds and tithes in latency.
THE LOBBYIST
Turns policy into profit behind closed mahogany doors
THE MINISTER OF LIQUIDITY
Always present when the faucet runs—absent when the bill arrives.
HEDGE FUND YES MEN
Speaks in arbitrage, prays in drawdowns, feeds on volatility.
THE SERIAL RUGGER
Built on vapor, exits in silence.